smoke meth & hail satan: A message to all females:
If you have small boobs, and you wish you had big boobs; wish again.
Having big boobs is probably the most stressing thing ever. They’re constantly in the way. I’ve hauled these puppies around for 5 years and I swear, they’ve gotten so old. I can’t completely cross my arms. I have to buy a large…
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I'm the hero of the story; don't need to be saved.: I still remember that day. It was a Monday and it was raining hard. I...
I still remember that day. It was a Monday and it was raining hard. I was in the first grade, maybe six or seven years old. My mom woke me and my brother up at 6:30 in the morning, ate breakfast with us, told us to hurry up, shower, and change into our school uniforms. I was standing on our porch…
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Reblog if you want (1) creepy compliment.
da fuk is a creepy compliment :D a compliment is a compliment
(Source: lumpyglob)
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Sorry for all the Matthew Lewis stuff, but he’s just sooo fit.
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